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Stars Cars

BILLY GIBBONS

March 2, 1982

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Well, hey there, sweetie pie. This here's the niftiest vehicle anyone this side of Texarkana's ever done seen. Why this is a car of all trades, so to speak—good for taxi service, trips to the moon... Whaddaya mean, a space cadet? This is one fine machine, honey cakes. So you just put on your gray bonnet, and I'll trim this growth that's hangin' from my chin here and brush some of the dirt off my clothes. Ol' Bessie's hitched to the shoy, and we ll just mosey on along before those men in the funny white coats show up again...