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TED NUGENT A FRUIT?

"Should a gentleman offer a lady some fruit? ponders Ted Nugent, who spends much time wondering about questions occasionally even deeper! "Look, man, you think I got nothing better to do with my time than hold a fruitbowl in front of me? I got places to go, people to see, bananas to eat !!"

March 1, 1982

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TED NUGENT A FRUIT?

"Should a gentleman offer a lady some fruit? ponders Ted Nugent, who spends much time wondering about questions occasionally even deeper! "Look, man, you think I got nothing better to do with my time than hold a fruitbowl in front of me? I got places to go, people to see, bananas to eat !!" Later, Nugent even attended a show by faves Black Flag and the Circle Jerks wearing the same outfit ! "I renounce you in the name of these bananas," Nugent announced to the few who would listen, and then he apologized for the length of his hair! He's nuts !!