STROKING THE ROCK MONOLITH: BILLY SQUIER PAYS THE PIPER

“I used to have like a simulated American Bandstand in my garage when I was nine years old. I would set up this cardboard box with a friend of mine, and one of us would be Dick Clark and would take one of those one-piece Victrolas that you have when you’re a kid and play the records, and the other one of us would mime and dance.”