No School Is Good School
MILFORD, IA—Are you looking for a college that has “everything you want in a school except work”? Then come on down to Okoboji University, the school with no profs, no tests, no dorms, no campus and just one class: Fun 101. Not just anybody can enroll here.
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No School Is Good School
MILFORD, IA—Are you looking for a college that has “everything you want in a school except work”?
Then come on down to Okoboji University, the school with no profs, no tests, no dorms, no campus and just one class: Fun 101.
Not just anybody can enroll here. According to Director of Student Affairs Herman Richter, “You must be alive and having a good time.”
Now celebrating its tenth
anniversary, Okoboji U. exists only for the education of students who “want to say they’re going to college, but want none of the bother of studying.”
So, as America twaddles into the second golden age of draftdodging, we already have a better alternative than prison or—worse yet—heading for Canada.
Rick Johnson
