THE COUNTRY ISSUE IS OUT NOW!

ELVIS COSTELLO

"Screw playing for maoney," quoth Elvis, "I want mallomars!"

September 2, 1981

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ELVIS COSTELLO

"Screw playing for maoney," quoth Elvis, "I want mallomars!"