Confessions of a FILM FOX

Confessions of a FILM FOX

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It Came From Hollywood? Yep, that’s the title of Jeff “Kids Are Alright” Stein’s newest epic.

Stein, who enjoys listening to Rush, Styx and Kansas and reportedly changed his name from “Stain” to “Stein” sez: "It Came From Hollywood is a startling expose on a hush-hush subject. My brother Kevin says that it’s worse than The Kids Are Alright." Sure thing Jeff—now back to your Kansas albums...

Famed jazzer Ornette Coleman will provide the score for the flick Box Office, which stars Eddie Constantine and Edie Adams... Nastassia Kinski’s dad Klans has joined Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau and Paula: Prentiss in the film Buddy Buddy...

Director John Milius has teamed up Arnold Schwarzenegger, Max Von Sydow and James Earl Jones for the film version of Conan..-. ,DavidMcGoygh/Retr>aLTD

Burt Reynolds and Vittorio Gassman are scheduled to star in something called Sharkey’s Machine...

A1 Pacino has been signed to star in the remake of Scarface. And who does A1 want as his moll for the flick? None other than Meryl Streep... He-man Vidal Sassoon and Jane Brenekkeare apparently a hot item. Huh?... This quote courtesy of Zsa Zsa Gabor: “Makeup is what makes a woman look terrible if she doesn’t use it!” Then Zsa Zsa, some people look terrible if they do use it...

Producer Jamie Shourtis after Raquel Welch to star in his send-up of King Kong, titled King Pong...

Rockers Oingo Boingo will make an appearance in Longshot...

Debbie Harry and Chris Stein are reportedly looking for a place to call home on the west coast, due to Deb’s increasing interest in film...

Has Jacqueline Bisset lost her marbles? No, inside sources claim, but she gained a new b.f. in Warren Beatty. What’s the diff...

And yet another flick on the late great crooner Elvis Presley titled This Is Elvis, that will feature clips of actual home movies taken by Elvis the Pelvis himself as well as by his family and friends. Very interesting, to say the least...

Sean “007” CSnnery, Robert Conrad, Hardy Kruger and G.D. Spradlin are set to star in what is not Richard Riegel’s life story, titled Wrong Is Right...

Director Larry Truman on his movie Caveman starring Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach in the Hollywood Reporter: “Farts, belches and stepping in dinosaur crap is what it’s about...” Geez Larry—only the important things in life!... Rumors abound that Robert DeNiro and Robert Duvall will star in a flick titled True

Confessions. Believe it when you see it...

Film Fox fave Lucille Ball’s signed to the lead in If I Had A Million, a story about a widower of 40 years who finds herself a millionaire due to invention royalties left to her by her former hubby...

Sam Jones of Flash Gordon fame and Mag “Dallas” Gallagher have been glimpsed cuddling around Tinsletown...

You say you just loooove Woody Allen?

How’d you like to have ole four-eyes at your disposal 24 hours a day? Well, the latest rage at Bloomingdale’s in New York is life-size Wood^ Allen dolls! Sorry, whimpering not included... Canadian folkie Gordon Lightfoot’s received a nice offer from producer Ray Gideon to not only score, but also star in the flick Indian Summer...

True love? Could be for Mary Tyler Moore and Burt Sugarman...

Loni Anderson has separated from her hubby of seven years Ross Bickel...

Stop the presses! Hold the mayo! Piratesfof Penzance star Rex Smith has a guuuumrlllfriend by the name of Tatum O’Neal! Is Linda Ronstadt upset!?! Who cares! Richard “John Boy” Thoinas to portray Hank Williams in the country great’s biopic? That’s almost as funny as John Travolta playing Jim Morrison! Or Tab Hunter playing Christopher Cross! Or...

What would this column be without a Roger Corman update? Seems Rog is hoping that Glenn Ford will accept his offer to star in The Colonel Red Blake Story, a biopic about the coach of the West Point football team who were virtually unbeatable in the ’40’s and early ’50’s...

If you can’tfindyour WestPoint, check out the top o’ your head!