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ELEGANZA

For some reason—incredible stupidity is the only one that comes to mind offhand— many of America’s fashion attitudes are being forged by the new administration. You know, Ronald Reagan...with Jane Wyatt, Elinor Donahue; Billy Gray, and, of course, Lauren Chapin as Kitten.

May 1, 1981
J. Kordosh

Flush The Toilet, Ronnie... Not The Fashion!

ELEGANZA

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J. Kordosh

For some reason—incredible stupidity is the only one that comes to mind offhand— many of America’s fashion attitudes are being forged by the new administration. You know, Ronald Reagan...with Jane Wyatt, Elinor Donahue; Billy Gray, and, of course, Lauren Chapin as Kitten. Was Steve Kiley speaking about this study in sagebrush sterility when he said: “With the proper medication, they can marry...have children... practically lead normal lives?” I dunno, but the point is: what does this mean to YOU? Even more importantly, what does it mean to ME??

The insidious problem can be jiffy-popped into two categories: guys and gals (sounds kinda natural, huh?). Although the prospects for both genders are equally bleak, there are profound differences in the shades of gray involved. Therein lies the whole ugly story. C’mon along with me as I put the Reagans under the fashion-o-scope only to find a foggy lens!

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