THIS IS POP? SPLIT ENZ' AB-ORIGINAL ARTIFACTS

Amazing, the stuff rock critics get in the mail—items fiendishly clever in design, calculated to adorn the wearer or the home, planned with a prime directive to serve as a nagging reminder that Group XYZ is the best money can buy, so write about ’em, you dolt! One such objet d’art that comes to mind is an earthenware planter sent complete with easy-grow seed packet.