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Sylvester Stallone has finally managed to bury the needle on this Fox's vom-o-meter. After nauseating the world with Rocky and Rocky II, you'd think the old muscle head would leave bad enough alone, but nooooo! The jerk is preparing Rocky III, in which hk real life mother Jacqueline will portray his screen mother.

April 1, 1981

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FILM FOX

Sylvester Stallone has finally managed to bury the needle on this Fox's vom-o-meter. After nauseating the world with Rocky and Rocky II, you'd think the old muscle head would leave bad enough alone, but nooooo! The jerk is preparing Rocky III, in which hk real life mother Jacqueline will portray his screen mother. Can't wait for Son of Rocky) Son of Rocky II...

Producer Greyddn Clark is after Lee Remickto costar in La Famiglia, yet another mob flick...

Famed disco producer Giorgio Moroder's new flame is Canuck singer Sandra DnBois... Telly Savalas to Vidal Sassoon ip the Hollywood Reporter: 'I've found that a man's hair has basically three different styles: parted, unparted—and departed!' ,

It looks like Christopher Walken will join Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters in Pennies from Heaven...

Sure thing dept.: Toni Tehhille on John Davidson in Gossip magazine: 'They call him the white bread of the industry. I can't compete with that kind of, well, blandness. I can do something he can't—-get down and get funky!' The former Mrs. Peter Wolf, Faye Dunaway, can now marry her b.f. of two years, Terry O'Neill, as hk divorce from limey actress Vera Day just came through...

What's this we hear that Jonathan 'Caged Heat' Demme is busy adapting Jim Carroll's The Basketball Diaries into a screenplay? Can't see where Demme would get the time as he must be very busy trying to keep up with all the nominations and awards he's garnered for Melvin arid Howard...

Richard Pryor is being pitched to play the lead role in The Charlie Parker Story...

Robert 'No lawsuits, please,''-Stigwood has signed Policeboy Sting for the starring role in While My Guitar Gently Weeps, a flick about a world class guitarist whose career's ended abruptly by thugs who break his hands...

Jane Fonda andKria Kristofferson to star in something called Rollover. No, spudfans, Kris doesn't play a retired seeing eye dog, or Edouard Dauphin...

Dolly Patton is currently taking dancing lessons... \ v

Dustin Hoffman is being chased around Tinseltown to star in Blade Runner, a movie about a futuristic bounty hunter. And to think you thought it was about the average male Central Park jogger..:

Paul McCartney to score and star in Moongas, a flick that goofs on the oil crisis? Will Linda eat beans?

On the aging hippie front, those two wild 'n' wacky buffoons Cheech & Chong are working on their newest project titled Cheech & Chongs Nice Dreams.

Whether or not they'll be damp is another question...

bill Murray behind bars? Don't know for sure, but his newest is called Stripes...

Your mother darns socks in hell! dept.: Linda Blair is back! Or something! She's starring in the film Hell Night, which is not, contrary to popular belief, the story of an intelligent teenager stuck at a Ted Nugent concert...

Dan Aykroyd has a new g.f. in Annie McCauley...

Rumors abound that Dudley Moore will pick up where the late Peter Sellers left off in the role of Inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panther series...

No truth to the rumor, unfortunately, that Brooke Shields will give up 'acting' for a career of as a verbal punching bag...

Richard Gere recently purchased a half-million dollar penthouse in Greenwich Village, Wonder if he'll buy designer sheets for the boudoir... Remember—if your designer sheets, give him designer T.P.!