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CREEM DREEM

JUDIE TZUKE

March 1, 1981

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Two hearts are better than one. Music hath charms to soothe the savage breast. I like apples, you like pears. This picture is titillating. Go to the store and buy some melons. You're my bosom buddy. My favorite painter Titian. What a set-up. You like Archie, I like Jughead. There's someone knocking at my door. Too bad about Marshall Tito. Enjoy grapefruit in the morning? That guy's so crazy he'll end up in the booby hatch. Nice hanging out, but I've gotta go...