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Stars Cars

THE KINGBEES

December 1, 1980

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Dig this '53 Chevy? Sedan Delivery and all that? A six-cylinder? Three speed? Ya dig it? Ya say ya dig it? And how 'bout them wheels? Chrome Smoothies, ya like Chrome Smoothies? Great.

Us? Oh, we're the Kingbees. Why all this car talk? Hey, who knows? The point is—this mama's a hearse. And ya know who's gonna end up in it? You don't? Ya say ya don't know who's gonna end up in it? Let us tell ya:

You're gonna end up in this hearse. That's right, ALL OF YOU! EVEN US! THE WHOLE WORLD! IT'S TERRIBLE! WE'LL ALL DIE!! HELP! HELP NOW!!

Ha, ha, Just jokin'. Meanwhile: Ya dig this '53 Chevy?...