Hi, I'm Rachel Sweet. I just turned 18 a few months ago. Know what that means? I thought you did! And guess what! I really want you to buy my records. Know what I mean? I really want you to. And of course, since I'm just a picture in a magazine right now, you probably won't give me another thought. You '11 probably just turn'the page, right?

Well go ahead, sucker. I've got anrappointment, anyway. With someone who jusf bought my new album. I'm 18 now. Know what I mean?