Confessions of a FILM FOX
And the bleat goes on... So what’s it gonna be then, eh? A Clockwork Orange and Caligula star Malcolm McDowell and Mary Steenburgen of Goin’South fame will tie the knot in London by the time you read this. It hasn’t been decided where the couple will reside or honeymoon at presstime...
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Confessions of a FILM FOX
And the bleat goes on...
So what’s it gonna be then, eh? A Clockwork Orungeand Caligula star Malcolm McDowell and Mary Stccnburgcn of Goin’South fame will tie the knot in London by the time you read this. It hasn’t been decided where the cduple will reside or honeymoon at presstime...
And the rich get richer: Mary Martin’s son, Marry Hagman, recently returned from ole Blighty $63,000 richer after backing a 40-1 winner at the Royal Ascot races. Larry, if you're not Sure what to do with the money, call this office immediately. ..
Roger Carman's fairly confident that he’ll be able t^ persuade Ingmar Bergman to direct The Last World War. Bedtime Far Bonzo star Ronald Raagan reportedly sez that if he’s elected, Corman may be able to film it as a documentary...
Didja know that as a child Patty Dnka won $32,000 on the $64,000 Challenge? There’s no truth to the rumor, however, that half of the plunder was spent on Kentucky Fried Chicken and three vats of Dippity-do... :
Valerie Perrine and Stevdn Ford!?! An item!?! A match made in Dogpatch, don’t you think? Yoiiflon’t think? Do they?
Eva Gabor and Chevy Chaae will star in a film called Under The Rainbow. Costarring will be 150 midgets. How cool...
In New Yuk, diminutive Dhdley Moore’s squiring Stephanie Farrow (Mia’s kid sister) around the Big Bad Apple much to Susan “Don’t know what to expect from me? What about him?” Anton’s chagrin. Dudley, you little womanizer...
Rumor has it that it was Cher herself who introduced Gene “Bat Lizard” Simmone to Diana Roaa. We also hear that the Count Lapper has proposed marriage to Diana. What
this fox wants to know is-what kind of food they’re going to serve at the reception...
Superman vs. super bux dept.: Christopher Reeve spent his summer vacation trouncing the boards in stage productions for a mere $225.00 a week. And they say that you can’t hire good help these days (cheap!)...
Dee Brown’s bestseller Bury My Heart At . Wounded Knee may soon be made into a television miniseries. Henry, sane, and Peter Fonda are almost set to star, and those who’ve agreed to appear are Marion Brando, Bart Reynolds, Jonathan Winters and Burfy Sainte-Marie. Rumors that Marlon Brando will portray a bison in this flick are unfounded... Famous Canadian Barton Camarings has landed a role in the Canuck production of a film ' called Melanie, a story of “learning and loving set against a rock music background. ” What’ll they learn is questionable and what they’ll love probably has hair on its palms and sweats profusely under the arms...
Best news of the month: Jackie Gleason and Art Carney maybe reunited if they accept the offer to star in Ayco Embassy’s Take This Job AndShovelt! Howsweetitis, hopefully... Evidently, Genevieve Bp|old and Alain " Delon are so taken with one another that a trip to Ball ’n’ Chain Hell seems imminent...
Jane Curtin, Susan Saint James, and Jessica Lange are to costar in Bob Kauffman’s How To Beat The High Cost Of Loving, a sequel to How To Beat The High Cost Of Living. The flick’s to be shot in Paris, the City of Lights...
Ifyou’ve got an extra $18,000 kicking around ( one week and it happens to be burning an hole in your pocket, you can rent the l47-ft. yacht originally owned by Richard Burton and his ex, Elizabeth Taylor. If you don’t have the bux, you can rent Jerry Vile’s dipghy for the price of a bottle of MD 20/20 in Findlay, Ohio... Jack Nicholson, Valeric Perrine and Harvey Keitel are currently ensconced in Texas working on a.film called The Border,
directed by Tony Richardson. .
IRS Records and Frontier Booking International ‘ has announced plans to film such groups as X, the Cramps, Chelsea^ PerSUbu,
Magazine, the Members, the Police, John Cale, the Stranglers, the Bnzzcocks, Human League, Squeeze, the English Beat, among others in a flick entitled Urgh: A Music War.Blondie, Devo, the B-52’sand the Talking Heads have been approached to appear in the film, but the producers haven’t received any sort of committment from any of these factions yet. Stay tuned...
This quote courtesy Mich Segal via The >
Hollywood Reporter: “Amnesia is the order of the day in Hollywood.’’ So what else is new? ^
