Rick Nielsen, shame on you! Your cheap ploy to place in next year's CREEM Reader's Poll Sex Object of the Year catagory by using your old awards as pseudo-mammary glands has failed. Weren't tops in four categories last year enough, Rick? Or are you jealous of Bun E. for placing above such luminaries as Bebe Buell, Rod Stewart and David Lee Roth? And shame on you too, Robin—everyone thought you were a good boy. Why can't both you public incident—but don't try and fool our readers into voting you Best Female.