All right ladies, your day has come! We knew that unfurling a picture of Iggy's famous USDA choice Kiszka dog in last month's issue would eventually net us a good number of medium-rare sizzle stick shots. So hold on to your hot sauce, 'cause here's entry #2 in the Big-Enough-To-Feed-The-Poor-Folks-In-Bangladesh competition. Van Halen's lead squealer packs enough peppercorn to tickle the nose of even the most discriminating female wart hog. But, just to let us all know which way his door swings, Davey decided to discourage all roving bands of homos by including a lovely songbird in this photo. Tell your sister we like her garters...oh, they're yours...?