Stars Cars
BUN E. CARLOS
February 1, 1980
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Its black. Its long. It needs gas. What is it? We dunno either, but maybe every bodys favorite playboy Bun E. has some ideas. "Its got the steering wheel on the wrong, side," hints the ever-urbane Cheap Trickster, "and it isnt a Pinto. Hey, dont ask me, I just bang things for a living!" An in-depth consultation with CREEMs ace auto whizzes confirms it: its black, long, needs gas, has the steering wheel on the wrong side, and—indeed—is no Pinto. "Beep Beep," jokes the mirthful Bunster, "Out go the lights!" Driveer away, big boy!