DRIVEN SATURDAY
Oh yeah? So who is Patrick? Well, Patrick is what used to be referred to in polite circles as a vegetable. Suffering from massive damage to the cerebral cortex, he is described by one doctor as “160 pounds of limp meat hanging from a catatonic brain.”
DRIVEN SATURDAY
Toddler Terror
by
Edouard Dauphin
Some people thought he was crazy,
He seemed to be deaf, dumb and blind,
But they hadn’t figured on his sixth sense— -
The power of Patrick’s mind.
Oh yeah? So who is Patrick? Well, Patrick is what used to be referred to in polite circles as a vegetable. Suffering from massive damage to the cerebral cortex, he is described by one doctor as “160 pounds of limp meat hanging from a catatonic brain.”
No, Patrick isn’t an alias for Ian Dury. He’s the title character in Patrick, latest of the psychokinesis movies spawned by Carrie, The Fury and others. You remember psychokinesis: an otherwise dull mind moves things around the room by the power of suggestion. It’s how Studio 54’s owner got his start.