Sweetie Bebe hasn't made the rounds with one of the Beach Boys yet, but if she keeps singing "I Get Around" loud enough, who knows? Not (a) Todd R., that's for sure, (b) A warm hand under the table with Aerosmith's leather lips, (c) a quickie with Rodfish the codfish, (d) an intimate bout of existential chat with Rick Nielsen's biggest fan and finally (e) this cute little message for Stiv Bators' mom. Where does Elvis the C. fit into this? That's the problem. He can't fit at all anymore...