ROCK 'N' ROLL NEWS

Okay, everybody, let's wedding marph right off that cliff: Band of gold fever see ms to have stricken ail creatures great and smalt this season. Included in the sweep were the hush-rush nuptials of Rod Stewart & Alans Hamilton (is she or isn't she and do you care?) and Eric Clapton & Pattie Boyd Harrison (who's looking to surpass Chefs surname record).