Here we have one of the clever and scrumptios Wilson sisters; Nancy to be exact, demonstrating ancient Chinese/Canadian art of platinum record conversion. Step 1: Obtain frame and driveshaft of discarded Toyota. Step 2: Spend 20 years silkscreening white cloth and place on a chicken-wire mold to resemble classic 1956 Thunderbird. Step 3: Melt down all platinum records you can get your greedy hands on for trim. Step 4; Assemble on roadside and block "Made In Quebec" sticker from photographer's view. Great Chinese joke, huh? Let Nancy build one for you—at least it'll keep her out of the studio.