BATTLE OF THE GNATS!
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BATTLE OF THE GNATS!
ALBUM REVIEW
KRAFTVERK
THE MAN-MACHINE
(CAPITOL)
v.s.
DMZ
(SIRE) -
BY: THE MAD PECK, THE MASKED MARVEL AND JEFFREY LEE ESQ.
THE STORY YOU IN FACT, IT 1 ARE ABOUT TO I IS PROBABLY HEAR IS TRUE, g HAPPENINGIN YOUR TOWN RIGHT NOW.' THE ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE DISCO, AND ARE BRAINWASHING THE KIDS/ igj
YOU VILL LIKE "THE ROBOTS'ON OUR NEW ALBUM MORE EVEN ZAN "SHOWROOM DUMMIES "ON OUR s* LAST L.P.
TWE ARE THE [ROBOTS.I
DISCO MECHANO
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER "THE MAN-MACHINE** INEXPLICABLY FADES INTO "DESTROYER",
HUH?
IOH MEIN GOTT! MORE' FROM BOSTON.
DISCO MECHANO
HEY COOZ! WANNA DANCE TO THE `BR8Y BOOM?"
THE KRAFTWERK ROBOTS TRY TO RALLY, AND BEAT • BACK DMZ. BUT MONO MAN WHIPS UP THE KIOS WITH THE LIVE RECORDING OF "LOUIE LOUIE" FROM PAUL REVERE * THE RAIDER'S GREATEST HITS. DON'T GET COMPLACENT THOUGH. THE FORCES OF
rSYNTHESIS ARE EVERYWHERE/
RIGHT! OOPS. DROPPED 1 M~i' PENCIL.~.
