S'done occurred to me that I haven't wrote you folk in a long time (grammer bad enough for you? I wanna become a rock writer). Anyway I've got some questions, to wit: 1) Can I have pictures of your Features Editor, Assistant Editor, and Editorial Assistant?
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THE UNCALLED FOR STORY
S'done occurred to me that I haven't wrote you folk in a long time (grammer bad enough for you? I wanna become a rock writer). Anyway I've got some questions, to wit:
1) Can I have pictures of your Features Editor, Assistant Editor, and Editorial Assistant? They don't have to be dirty, or anything. I just want proof that they aren't all the same person (pseudonyms for Lester Bangs or something) also cuz I think I'm falling in love.
2) Now that I've finally shelled out the money for a subscription, are you going to?...no, never mind.
3) Are there any other Status Quo fans in the world besides me?
That's enough
Sincerely yours,
Chris "Two-Year Subscription" Johnson
Webster Groves, MO
P.S. Can I write the next ELO review?
(1. Watch for them in upcoming Christqau Consumer Guides. 2. For a lifetime sub, maybe. 3. Just watch your language, buddy. P.S. Rick Johnson has an exclusiuelen-year contract on all ELO LPs.—Ed.)