Plans were laid backstage this fall for The Next Big Thing of the 1980's: Bryan Ferry on vocals, Dave Mason on guitar, Jerry Lee Lewis on keyboards, Mick Fleetwood on drums and Ronnie Wood on his back.

Once is never enough for mini-stud Peter Frampton who is excited about demonstrating his new talk box techniques to three unsuspecting dental hygienists.

Just to prove there are no hard feelings dept: Jeff Beck offers a cordial greeting to his ex-partner/drummer Carmine Appice.

Foghat's Lonesome Dave Peverett tries to showfellow band member Rod Price and L.A.'s Rodney Bingenheimer how to put the evil eye on two people standing in opposite corners of the room at the same time.

Mr. and Mrs. Ford are pleased to show how happy they are that little daughter Lite is home again. Note the baby gherkin daddy offers upon Lita's return.

Phil Spector and Joey Ramone compare noses and shades and noses for the exclusive benefit of the American Anthropology Society.