WHERE ANCIENT ROCK STARS GO TO DIE
How time flies when youve been having fun. Seems like only last Wednesday that all the cool kids were zooming around town with the tops cut off their Volvos, and from every tape player came the sounds of this great new “super-. group," Crosby, Stills & Nash.
WHERE ANCIENT ROCK STARS GO TO DIE
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Rick Johnson
CROSBY, STILLS & NASH CSN (Atlantic)
How time flies when youve been having fun. Seems like only last Wednesday that all the cool kids were zooming around town with the tops cut off their Volvos, and from every tape player came the sounds of this great new “super-. group," Crosby, Stills & Nash. We all thought that putting together these Diverse Talents, all three at the Peak Of Their Careers, would be the musical highlight of the Age of Aquariums. Restless but serious musicians—stubborn, wildly creative and most importantly, tired of The Bullshit.
Ha ha ha.
Take a gander at these sad dumbshits now. Crosby looks like a scaled-down Gene Shalit, the perfect backdrop for a cup of coffee. Stills features have finally reached the squared-off perfection hes been seeking since he crawled down that first hotel hallway; hes one of the popular robots from Starfish Wars. And Nash, once fresh from the orphanage, has since bought the place and installed a coal mine.