Kiss
HOME: Last House on the Left. AGE: Three square to the tenth power. PROFESSION: Bazooka crawlies. HOBBIES: Measuring the EKG’sof the nubile young. LAST BOOK READ: Conan Comes to Brooklyn. LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: A quantum leap in the technology of footlight smokebombs.
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Kiss
CREEM’S PROFILES
(Pronounced “Boy Howdy!”)
HOME: Last House on the Left.
AGE: Three square to the tenth power.
PROFESSION: Bazooka crawlies.
HOBBIES: Measuring the EKG’sof the nubile young.
LAST BOOK READ: Conan Comes to Brooklyn.
LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: A quantum leap in the technology of footlight smokebombs.
QUOTE: “Are my zits all covered, Gene?”
PROFILE: Firm and lean, when standing next to a mirror. Risibilities unlimited, fullcourt press and chock fulla nuts. Potential for great public exploitation, ambulatory therapy and letting the good bogs roll. Coming on strong in Vegematic boots.
BEER: Boy Howdy!
Authentic
There are zillions of ways to get your name in the papers, but only one way to slake your thirst for CREEM. The quality standards we set down in the dawn of the Seventies have been on a Wild Mouse ride through the Highlands, the Lowlands, and the Barstools. Every drop’s a hoot. u , ,,
Always say Boy Howdy!
