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Creem Stars Car no. 26

Are you bored with your present job? Tired of being low person on the totem pole of success? Maybe you're qualified for the exciting and rewarding position of car accessory for John Oates. How to find out? Simple. Just answer these questions in the privacy of your own home: Do you enjoy being seen and not heard?

April 1, 1977

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Stars Car no. 26

Creem

JOHN OATES

Are you bored with your present job? Tired of being low person on the totem pole of success? Maybe you're qualified for the exciting and rewarding position of car accessory for John Oates. How to find out? Simple. Just answer these questions in the privacy of your own home: Do you enjoy being seen and not heard? How many quarters does it take to get over the George Washington Bridge? Where is the glove compartment in an Alpha Romeo 2000? If you know the answers, you may find yourself in the passenger seat of Johnny's mobile unit before you can say cream cheese. Just stuff your answers in an envelope and mail to: Car Accessory Training Institute, c/o Al's Tuna Hoagy Haven, Philadelphia, Pa. Do it NOW!