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Stars Cars

FRANK ZAPPA

February 1, 1977

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Good ol' Frank Zappa, ever the fokester, always pullin' a prank, anything-to-geta-laugh Frank Zappa. He may be35, and kinda gettin' up there age-wise, but he can still pull a mean trick if he wants to. Here he pulls one on us. Shoot Prank Zappa posing with a mere car? Nah, not a chance. Just one car isn't good enough, he wants a whole fleet of transportational vehicles. Well, he got 'em. And you know something—these are just used to transport his ego. You should see what he uses to move his band.