It's tragic but true. This month's most likely noodle wop candidate, Blondie, sexy singer of the hot New York group of the same name, does indeed exhibit characteristics of tertiary elephantiasis. This sweet, young flaxen haired muffette may have lost the subtle lines to her once shapely right calf cum ankle to the dreaded bloating Dumbo Disease but she's still got her sense of huymor. How many do you know, so afflicted, who would dress up in zebra jungleland garb (a blatant reminder of the source of her crusty curse) and hold out her ugly illness for the world to see? Not maby, we'd wager... Blondie, sweeheart, our shoes are off to you, baby.