You may remember reading about Lord Lucan in the papers late last year. To refresh your memory, Lady Lucan burst into a Belgravia pub near closing time one night, covered in blood and bruises and screaming blue murder. In her nearby flat the cops found the body of the family's nanny stuffed into a t sack, and when they tried to contact the estranged Lord Lucan , he couldn't foe found. Now the newspapers have a very strange manner of reporting police masters. "A man is helping police with enquiries" means a suspect is having the info beaten out of him in a back room. "He asked for 416 other crimes to be taken into consideration" (an actual quote' from yesterday's paper) means the poor sod has been hit in court with that many rhore wrongdoings.