U.F.O.’s, Fitlep, & David Bowie

“Have you got any metal in your body?” asked the flying saucer man.

“Yeah, I’ve got one pin,” said David Bowie.

Well, it turned out David was in luck then. If he went to a little town in Missouri at a certain time, he would be able to see in a seemingly empty field a fully-equipped flying saucer repair shop at work.