Just think, it wasn't that long-ago that Rod Stewart was hitch-hiking through Europe, a banjo-plucking vagabond. But now, thanks to the modern day miracle drug known as Pop Stardom, Rodney moves about in an Excalibur SS Phaeton: AM-FM radio with tape player, radial tires, chrome wire wheels, fourwheel independent suspension, four-wheel power disc brakes, variable ratio power steering, tilt and telescopic steering wheel, automatic fully controlled selfleveling rear shocks, and removable hardtop. And do you suppose there's a bar in there somewhere, too — or is that a stupid question?