DRUGGIE BACKLASH Haw! Haw! Haw! Your parody of a Readers Digest/Ann Landers “drug expose” in September’s issue was the funniest thing you’ve ever printed. Great reading while high. Keep up the good work. Euphorically yours, Keith Edwards Dubuque, Iowa
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DRUGGIE BACKLASH
Haw! Haw! Haw! Your parody of a Readers Digest/Ann Landers “drug expose” in September’s issue was the funniest thing you’ve ever printed. Great reading while high. Keep up the good work.
Euphorically yours, Keith Edwards Dubuque, Iowa
P.S. What next, “Straight Talk On Necking and Petting?”
(Try Spanish Fly. It’ll make all her hair fall out, but what the hell. — Ed.)
DEALING
Hey man, ya know where I kin git some junk? Wow man, las’ nite we was all smokin’ weed an’ snortin’ flake an’ all kines-a shit, man! I’d like’a git me summo dat laughin’ gas, man. Ya know what I mean, man? Booze is fo’ kids, man. I gotta have some reds or speed. Some white stuff, man, would do me alotto good rite now, man. Git me' dem poppers, too, wouldja man.