If Nixon is just a banality, how come I miss having him to kick around anymore? Steak ‘n’ Kidney Bob Texarkana, N.J. (To get to the other side. — Ed.) HOW CREEM CUMS I’m thinking of subscribing to CREEM (Creem). But first, I must know 1 (one) thing: when you mail the latest issue to my house, does it cum (come) in a sturdy (brown) envelope, or does, it come as is, with a mailing label on the cover?
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If Nixon is just a banality, how come I miss having him to kick around anymore?
Steak ‘n’ Kidney Bob
Texarkana, N.J.
(To get to the other side. — Ed.)
HOW CREEM CUMS
I’m thinking of subscribing to CREEM (Creem). But first, I must know 1 (one) thing: when you mail the latest issue to my house, does it cum (come) in a sturdy (brown) envelope, or does, it come as is, with a mailing label on the cover?
If it comes in a brown (and sealed) envelope, I will buy a subscription, because if my Mommy and Daddy cot (caught) me reading such trash, they would beat me bluddy (bloody).
Thank ya (you),
Quick Dick
Pittsburgh, Pa.
P.S. How could you compare the N.Y. Dolls to the Blue Oyster Cult? What’s better: Johansen’s or Bloom’s vocals? Thunder’s or Roeser’s lead guitar? Nolan’s or Bouchard’s drums? Christ! There’s no contest! B.O.C. wins easily! The Dolls are DOODY!