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CREEM DREEM

Suzi Quatro

July 1, 1974

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Hey, big boys! You blowhards better watch your phelgm, 'cause Suzi's one hip-shakin' mama gonna rock your ramas till they cannot help but spill and squeal and cry for mercy, mercy oh great slim slice of high-assed heaven! Just let this Lizard Queen wrap her lovin' licks around the pulsating promontory of your prefrontals, let 'er rake you and shake you and then come back and tell your usual tales of self-aggrandisement and spume! Hah! What that girl can do with a bass should happen to Joe D'Allesandro, might shape the boy up a bit! Hah! What you girls can do now, looka this, a full page glossy of one of your race, dressed full to the neck! And she ain't even wearing no red stockings, neither!