That was practically all I had prepared before my scheduled interview with Black Sabbath at the Holiday Inn in Providence, R.I. Interviews are okay if you have a few good questions, but I didn't have nothing but lousy titles for the article. Anyway, what the,hell kinda questions could you ask Black Sabbath?

Here's yr choice:

1) Do you consider Master of Reality vour crowning achievement?

2) Was your music at all influenced by the Mantovani beat?

3) Who do you hate most in the world?

4) If I hit you in the head with a brick, what would be yr response?

5) Who writes all yr jokes?

6) My car is busted. Could you fix it?

7) How would you spell TV?