RINGO STARR Ringo (Apple)

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

Unless the horse is a singing horse.

You've never heard of a singing horse?

Well, listen to Ringo Starr.

stolen from theme song to Mr, Ed

This is the album that Beatle fans from all over the world have eagerly been awaiting for six months. This is the album on which the Beatles supposedly got together for a final recording session which would overshadow the lame Let It Be effort. This is the album recently referred to as the "Last Great Beatles Masterpiece" and which prompted immediate publications like Beatles Forever and Beatles Are Back. And what do they call it? They call it Ringo.

Undoubtedly, it's Ringo's scheme (mastermind that he is) to re-focus attention upon himself, the only surviving Beatlenik who still believes in Beatlemania. Certainly it was Ringo who devised those famous "Paul-isdead-now" rumors and gimmicks, and most likely he's the reason the Beatles broke up in the first place. I mean, it's no secret that he's been trying_to kill them off for years.