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DUST MY PUMICE

That stiff Joe Pyne’s been dead for years now (cancer) but not so for his lookalike Dick Clark (looks just like him around the face) who of cuzz just celebrated his 20th anniversary. But anniversary of what, smelly feet? Cause he’s never been seen dancin on his own show and as everybody nose dancin airs out the foots.

January 1, 1974
R. Meltzer