Alice Cooper's Pure Protein Diet

By now you've all seen the Alice Cooper Alcohol Cookbook we presented in these pages a couple of issues ago, and the Cooper's reputation as no-nonsense tipplers precedes them wherever they go. You've heard the talk, but do they really have the credentials to back it all up?

It sure looks like they do. Alive Enterprises, Alice Cooper�s management firm, released firgures to the effect that the band shelled out $32,000 for beer last year. Dissecting this figure (and taking Budweiser as the common denominator), we find that this equals 16,000 six-packs, or 96,000 cans of beer. Breaking it down further, it comes out to 19,200 cans of beer per band member, or 52 cans a day for each of them. Over two cases of beer a day for each member! When reached for comment, Alice burped.

Wet Willie