MAIL

Dear CREEM:

I always knew there was someone

you could creem on But I didn't

know there was always someone you

could shit on.

Or is someone at Creem creeming over lester bangs (or is it bang).

Bangs should make brilliant defense at the Stooges' first big political trial. Stooges being political because, as Lester pointed out. naked reality is truth and truth is revolution.

Why?

Why did you have to give the Almighty. objective, fucking outsider bangs all those fucking pages to let us know where it really is at? and more next issue? Not if i see it first.

Lester bangs is more of a good storyteller than an observer. He’s amusihg but. there is no need to beat off for him. Write bangy! you're what I call totally aware. Probably totally aware of the hard fact that your cock is a good six inches away from your navel when it's soft an' you can see all this by looking into your constant mirror of your eyes where the reflection of your cock is most brilliant.

Bangs is good, imean. he knows music. Punk.

He's using the Stooges, but that is their name isn't it.