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Looney Toons

What if somebody asked you what CREEM was, I thought...that would make just as good a column as anything else. And I always leave this for the last possible moment so it can be as irrelevant and otherworldly as possible. What I’d like it to be not what it really is, sort of like CREEM itself.

December 1, 1970
Dave Marsh

Looney Toons

Dave Marsh

What if somebody asked you what CREEM was, I thought...that would make just as good a column as anything else. And I always leave this for the last possible moment so it can be as irrelevant and otherworldly as possible. What I’d like it to be not what it really is, sort of like CREEM itself.

I could start with an admissionI never had a baby and that would tell you lots about what this will be like when it’s not just coming out on this paper but thousands of them-all identical-like my thoughts. Sometimes I type on a typewriter (this one) that refuses to backsspace (I have to backspace a lot? so does CREEM). And sometimes we backspace a lot, too.

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