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DAVID LEE ROTH
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Yee-hah!! Shades of Pres. Reagan's 20-mule team: it's dapper oxen David Lee Roth, proudly plowing the beach of his choice with his brand new, tastefully decorated Mercedes! "Dig these groovy slicks," chants the man-mountain, "ditched the crummy wheels they sold me soon as I got 'em." As further tribute to the elegant Mercedes tradition, Dapper Davey had if painted by famed billboard painter Elmo Oxby—"a true artist," huffs DLR—and now plans the final touch: gull droppings. "Always wanted to be an interior decorator," claims Davey, "and I gotta do somethin' when I grow up! Absolutely no one cared enough to comment!!