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THE BEAT GOES ON

A Lesbian dwarf named Charley. A roller-skating chimpanzee named Jiggs. A Central American boa constrictor named Lola. An oversized aluminum garbage can filled with ice, cans of pre-mixed drinks and fifths of wine. A seven-finger switchblade knife.

January 1, 1973
Nick Tosches